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westengay:

a thrilling saga by Anna Kendrick

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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vinegod:

If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

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easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

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snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

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ripping-roses:

THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD

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"is it free"

— every student ever when offered something (via boobnudes)

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shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

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